Kurt Metzger | Fake Trump Assassination | “It Was A Blood Ritual” | June 12, 2026

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Kurt Metzger is a comedian, writer host of "The Derp with Kurp" podcast & "The Mystery Boys" podcast with Duncan Trussell.

Timeline:
00:00 - Cannibalism & the sacred hermaphrodite
05:13 - Tavistock Medical Center
07:42 - The "super users"
08:44 - Spencer Pratt sponsored by Zionists
14:47 - Non-human intelligence are parasites
22:27 - Kurt on Professor Dave & psuedo-science
24:55 - Gender-affirming care
28:03 - Sigil magic & the American religious experiment
31:18 - Wars are giving us LESS freedom
32:37 - Israel is paying influencers
33:48 - The Trump shooting was fake
39:58 - Occult words with double meanings
41:40 - White House ball room & Solomon's Temple
46:25 - Meeting Eric Weinstein
48:27 - Dave Portnoy & Pizzagate
51:11 - We would lose a war with Iran
54:47 - The missing UFO scientist
01:00:28 - Pokemon are demons
01:01:19 - "They were always going to kill Charlie Kirk"
01:03:33 - The alien deal that Eisenhower made
01:05:31 - Dark history of Rhodes Scholars
01:08:40 - How Kurt uses Grok
01:11:09 - The book Jeffrey Dahmer's dad wrote
01:14:15 - The biblical blood ritual
01:18:26 - Mormon Monarch
01:23:17 - The Serpent Race
01:28:54 - Jehovah's Witness vs. other religions
01:34:37 - Celebrities who faked their deaths
01:47:40 - Project Gestalt
01:48:48 - Drugstore Cowboy & heroin rituals
01:51:28 - CIA is like an occult society
01:57:47 - Ashkenazi sp*rm recovery
02:04:02 - The inner circle of Mormonism
02:13:12 - Hunter Biden's tattoos
02:14:48 - MK Monarch
02:18:51 - Digital borders
02:22:18 - Scott Horton's blind spot
02:25:07 - Robert Sapolsky's view on free will
02:32:59 - Ancient Dionysian cults
02:36:08 - Graham Hancock is Luciferian
02:38:12 - Hunter S. Thompson's snuff films
02:46:11 - Psychedelics + the catholic church
02:47:27 - Kurt's experience with kratom
02:54:11 - "Consciousness is radio stations"
02:58:52 - Kurt on Ammon Hillman
03:03:24 - We're missing 300,000 children
03:07:58 - U.S. gave Iran their nuclear reactor
03:14:54 - Knights Templar